Attempted Murder Mouse Pad – Gothic Crime Scene Desk Mat

Make your desktop a statement piece with the Attempted Murder Desk Mat—a bold blend of skulls, roses, and yellow crime tape wrapped around a punchline that’s equal parts edgy and absurd. With dramatic contrast and a red handprint that screams “don’t touch my snacks,” this mat is built for those who click with conviction and a twisted sense of humor.

Whether you're gaming, designing, or doomscrolling through true crime threads, this mat adds criminal charm to every click.

☠️ Product Features:

🌹 Skulls & Roses on Black Classic gothic romance meets forensic flair—because beauty and decay go hand in hand.

🚫 Yellow “DO NOT CROSS” Tape Crime scene chic—your desktop’s officially off-limits.

🩸 Bold Typography with Punchline “IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED… IT’S ONLY ATTEMPTED MURDER” —because failure’s just a legal technicality.

🖐️ Red Handprint Accent Adds drama, mystery, and a splash of “I’ve been framed” energy.

🖱️ Smooth Fabric Surface Perfect for pixel-perfect precision or scrolling through your villain arc playlist.

🧷 Non-Slip Rubber Base Stays grounded through every brainstorm, breakdown, and interrogation.

📐 9x7 Inch Size Compact and efficient—ideal for cozy desks, creative corners, or crime-coded setups.

🧵 Stitched Black Edges Durable and dramatic—no frays, no fade, just lasting edge.

💘 Perfect For:

• Lovers of dark humor and gothic design

• Desk décor maximalists

• True crime fans with flair

• Valentine’s Day setups with bite

• Anyone who clicks with chaos and charisma

🔍 Keywords:

crime scene mouse pad, attempted murder desk mat, gothic humor mouse pad, skull and rose mouse pad, forensic office accessory, dramatic desktop décor, dark joke mouse pad

Exclusively at GeekPadz.com  – Where every click is legally ambiguous. 🖱️☠️🌹🚫🩸